Ready for some Steam?
Thanks for stopping by at my home on the Internet! I love having visitors. I hope you'll be staying a while ;)If you got distracted by my book covers on the way down, I'm delighted! But remember, it's only a highlights reel. Check out every title and every format via the Books link. It's your route to owning my ebooks, paperbacks, audiobooks or my special signed paperbacks. Instructions and/or links to buy are at the top of each individual book page.
Apropos those signed paperbacks...I'm not one of those writers who just scrawls you my best wishes. Most of my readers have come to expect a few lines of serious, personalised filth. The more detailed your request, the better the results will be...
Whether you want to order paperbacks direct from me or even just have a conversation, hit me up via the contact form. One of the reasons I don't have automated ordering on the website is that it would force you to have another annoying account/password (which I refuse to do to my readers) but also because doing it the old-fashioned way means we can talk to each other like human beings.
Three quick things before you move on...
First, if you want to buy a paid book and see the 'Author' button as one of the links, I'd appreciate you buying via this method if at all possible! Why? Because cutting out Amazon (or similar) means you can pay less and I can earn more! So it's an all-round win for us ordinary folks...
That said, if you enjoy any of my work then I really appreciate you taking the time to leave a review on Amazon, Goodreads, Google Play, Apple Books or wherever else it might be listed. Your review is really critical to keeping me in business - thank you in advance!
Lastly, won't you sign up for my mailing list? I can't spam you because I'm too busy writing. But you do want to know when I release a new book, don't you? Just take a moment with this link.
Right, I won't hold you up any longer. Just remember to keep it naughty and nasty - that's the way I like it!